Hampstead's Favourite (and only) Local Satirical Magazine...
"Required breakfast reading is the latest issue of Hampstead’s revered satirical rag, the Hampstead Village Voice..."
- The New York Times (26th Sept 2013).
THE AUTUMN EDITION IS IN THE SHOPS NOW!
HERE'S WHAT'S IN IT...
AND WHAT YOU'LL DO WHEN YOU READ IT...
The ladies at West End Lane Books boldly tuck into their Hampstead Village Voice, summer edition.
Where to buy for £2
Although still reporting almost exclusively on matters Hampstonian, the HVV is now available at over 80 outlets in Hampstead and Saff End Green and such exotic foreign lands as Belsize Parkistan, the Soviet Gulag of Whampers, Al-HighQuaida (The Evil Axis of Highgate & Archway), Primrosia, The Wood of Singeon and the Union of Soviet Scamden Republics. -Ed. Splitters!
Once local shops have been given a month to sell the magazine at £2, any returns are distributed to cafes, pubs, hotels, libraries, cinemas, theatres and other public places. A further 3,000 magazines are distributed throughout the Metropolitan Borough of Hampstead, i.e. Hampstead, West Hampstead, South Hampstead, South End Green, Belsize Park and Primrose Hill by ourselves and A.S.A. doorstep distribution Ltd. Doors with "No Junkmail" and the gnashing of frothing Rotweiler's teeth behind letterboxes will be avoided.
Slightly Crappy Online Edition
And for all those ex-pat Hampstonians and tablet junkies, we are introducing an online edition to be released after 'proper' hard copy publication, so that no one - not even the bosses at Scamden Council; the CEO of Tesco-Stressco; the Business Improvement Daleks (Splitters!) or the Prime Minister of Airstrip One need be deprived of Hampstonia's favourite local, satirical magazine and the ghastly truths it exposes.
WARNING: this online version is purposfully crappy and lackadaisical to encourage readers to spend their £2 on the real thing. Please help to save your local newsagent from death-by-Tescopoly for a mere two-squid.
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Toodle-pip and Viva Hampstonia, land of the not so free!
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