The Spring edition of the Hampstead Village Voice is OUT NOW!
"Required breakfast reading is the latest issue of Hampstead’s revered satirical rag, The Hampstead Village Voice."
- The New York Times (26/09/2013)
What's in edition 20?
The High Street Spy has a special report on dubious and unwanted sales practices on Hampstead High Street by a most un-Hampstead like outlet; there's an amusing, blow by blow account of Scamden Planning's questionable behaviour at the New End nurses' home development hearing; a special report by David Lewis on that dam pond situation; Red Szell considers the torturous side-effects of über-development; there's a centre-page spread on the new Hampstead Neighbourhood Forum. Meanwhile, Hampstonia opens a new embassy and consulate in Whampstead; there's a new Tescoholics Anonymous, 12 Step Program for those in need of it and Klaus von Kunst completely ignores Hampstead's art scene. Bernardo Stella writes a very personal obitury for his old friend, Peter O'Toole and has his latest play reviewed (Ed. No, not Peter's, Bernardo's - obviously). Local musicians, Lisa Stansfield and Mike McEvoy's albums are reviewed. There's an extended Pub Watch featuring The Stag, Ye Olde White Bear and The Horse & Groom and our favourite not so local paper get's a minor roasting on a page called simply Ham & Eggs.
Where to buy...
To read Edition 20 do pop into one of the local outlets listed below and spend a whole £2 for 40 pages of sheer, glossy, enlightening joy. Or, if you're a a bit hard up, try and cadge one from a Hampstead business (see map below) when edition 21's in the shops in June 2014.
Mag One 68 Rosslyn Hill, London NW3 1ND Tel: 020 7794 1455
Mistry of Hampstead, 365 West End Lane, NW6 1LP Tel: 020 7435 9246
Village News 14 Heath Street, NW3 6TE Tel: 020 7794 5212
New End Mini Market Carnegie House, New End NW3 1JE Tel: 020 7435 8845
Hampstead Underground Station Kiosks 1 and 2, Hampstead Village, NW3.
Waterstone's 68-69 Hampstead High Street, NW3 1QP Tel: 020 7794 1098
La Gaffe 107-111 Heath Street, NW3 6SS Tel: 020 7435 8965
Simply Scrumptious Café 9 Flask Walk, NW3 Tel: 020 7435 8473
Thornton's Budgens 199-205 Haverstock Hill, NW3 4QG Tel: 020 7794 0163
Late Nite Extra 56 Belsize Lane, NW3 5AR Tel: 020 7794 8077
The Late Late Shop 60 Belsize Lane, NW3 5AR Tel: 020 7794 1539
Heath News 41 South End Road NW3 2PY Tel: 020 7433 8500
M&M Newsagent 1 Elm Terrace NW3 2LL Tel: 020 7485 5356
MK Patel 90 Fleet Road NW3 2QX Tel: 020 7485 1336
Londis 59 South End Road NW3 2QB Tel: 020 7435 1424
Belsize Park Tube Station Kiosk Haverstock Hill, Belsize Park, London, NW3.
But why on earth are you wasting your time reading this on-line tosh when you could be out reading some real paper tosh in the Hampstead Village Voice itself? So off you pop to your local newsagent and get yourself a copy tut-suit.
Toodle pip and Viva Hampstonia!
Emmanuel "Mustafa" Goldstein x
Editor in Exile and Enemy of Big Brother.
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