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"Required breakfast reading is the latest issue of Hampstead’s revered satirical rag, the Hampstead Village Voice..." The New York Times
Have a peek at what's in the spring edition out on
FRIDAY 17TH of APRIL 2015 - Price £1
WHERE TO BUY...
From 2015, the Hampstead Village Voice's circulation will be a rather splendiferous 10,000 copies. Although still reporting almost exclusively on matters Hampstonian, the HVV will also be available in our splendid satellite state of Saff End Green and such exotic foreign lands as Belsize Parkistan, the Soviet Gulag of Whampers, Al-HighQuaida, Primrosia and the Union of Soviet Scamden Republics - Ed. Scamden? Splitters!
Better still, to help encourage Hampstead's small shop economy, all outlets will now keep the entire cover price for themselves as the magazine will be funded purely from advertising and mysterious private benefactors with fluffy white cats and underground swimming ponds filled with man-eating piranha fish.
Once local shops have been given a chance to make some well needed spondulix, some 7,000 magazines will be distributed throughout the Metropolitan Borough of Hampstead, i.e. Hampstead Garden Suburb, West Hampstead, South End Green, Belsize Park and Swiss Cottage via a doorstep distribution. Doors with "No Junkmail" and the gnashing of frothing, Rotweiler's teeth behind letterboxes will be evaded.
Slightly Crappy Online Edition
And for all those ex-pat Hampstonians and tablet junkies, we are introducing an online edition to be released a month or two after 'proper' publication, so that no one - not even the bosses at Scamden Council, the CEO of Tesco-Stressco or the Prime Minister of Airstrip One - need be deprived of Hampstonia's favourite local, satirical magazine.
WARNING: this online version is purposfully crap to encourage readers to spend a whole pound on the real thing. Help save your local newsagent from death by Tescopoly for a mere quid.
Edition 20 is ONLINE NOW
Toodle-pip and Viva Hampstonia, land of the not so free!
Emmanuel 'Mustafa' Goldstein.
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