HVV CRIMBO EVENTS
Waterstones Hampstead Author's Evening
Wednesday 11th December 2013, 6-8pm
Waterstones, Hampstead are holding an Author's Evening. Come and mingle with some world famous authors and Emmanuel Mustafa Goldstein (ie. not a world famous author) who'll be happy to sign a copy of his Hampstead Faces, Volume One. Wine and mince pies are on Waterstones!
THE HAMPSTEAD VILLAGE VOICE
"Required breakfast reading is the latest issue of Hampstead’s revered satirical rag, The Hampstead Village Voice."
- The New York Times
"Libellous, defamatory and scurrilously misleading..."
The current edition out now!
In Edition 19...
We've a six-page special photo-exclusive on our ex-cop shop and magistrates' court; the Horny&Hypo gets a right old ribbing for its somewhat ludicrous and hypocritical coverage of a Scamden brothel's closure; Euphorium Bakery is exposed for being nothing but a branch of Tesco-Stressco; the High Street Spy has the last word on Crepe-Gate; German chancellor, Angela Merkel's long-lost nudist photo is on page 13; Emmanuel Mustafa Goldstein rants on about Eintein's generation of idiots at large in Hampstead; Andrew Boxer on being pinched by the British Park Police for cycling over a bridge in Regents Park; Jessica Leamond-Criqui attempts, valiantly, to save Hampstead's shops as per usual and arts critic Klaus Von Kunst in most splendid form. Plus, there's a new theatre page making its debut and Hampstonianism continues not to be a thought crime in the final, ghastly pages... Oh and The Minimum Wage Caption Competition's rather good too. Hurrah!
Where to buy...
To read Edition 19 do pop into one of the local outlets listed below and spend a whole £2 for 36 pages of sheer, glossy, enlightening joy. Or, if you're a a bit hard up, try and cadge one from a Hampstead business (see map below) when edition 20's in the shops in February 2014.
Mag One 68 Rosslyn Hill, London NW3 1ND Tel: 020 7794 1455
Mistry of Hampstead, 365 West End Lane, NW6 1LP Tel: 020 7435 9246
Village News 14 Heath Street, NW3 6TE Tel: 020 7794 5212
New End Mini Market Carnegie House, New End NW3 1JE Tel: 020 7435 8845
Hampstead Underground Station Kiosks 1 and 2, Hampstead Village, NW3.
Waterstone's 68-69 Hampstead High Street, NW3 1QP Tel: 020 7794 1098
La Gaffe 107-111 Heath Street, NW3 6SS Tel: 020 7435 8965
Simply Scrumptious Café 9 Flask Walk, NW3 Tel: 020 7435 8473
Actionmate 175 Haverstock Hill, Belsize Park, London, NW3 4QS Tel: 020 7722 2752
Thornton's Budgens 199-205 Haverstock Hill, NW3 4QG Tel: 020 7794 0163
Late Nite Extra 56 Belsize Lane, NW3 5AR Tel: 020 7794 8077
The Late Late Shop 60 Belsize Lane, NW3 5AR Tel: 020 7794 1539
Heath News 41 South End Road NW3 2PY Tel: 020 7433 8500
M&M Newsagent 1 Elm Terrace NW3 2LL Tel: 020 7485 5356
MK Patel 90 Fleet Road NW3 2QX Tel: 020 7485 1336
Londis 59 South End Road NW3 2QB Tel: 020 7435 1424
Belsize Park Tube Station Kiosk Haverstock Hill, Belsize Park, London, NW3.
But why on earth are you wasting your time reading this on-line tosh when you could be out reading some real paper tosh in the Hampstead Village Voice itself? So off you pop to your local newsagent and get yourself a copy tut-suit.
Toodle pip and Viva Hampstonia!
Emmanuel "Mustafa" Goldstein x
Editor in Exile and Enemy of Big Brother.
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