Hampstead's Favourite (and only) Local Satirical Magazine...


OUT NOW... Well, sort of.

Due to that vile little virus, the spring edition of the Hampstead Village Voice is currently only available at 5 shops: Mag One (Rosslyn Hill) M&M (24 bus terminus), Heath News (Hampstead Heath Overground), London minimarket (South End Road) and the Late Late Store (Belsize Village). Peppercorn in New End will stock it from the 6th of April when it reopens.

We urge readers to always practice social distancing when entering an outlet.


We will endeavour to complete a safe, free, doorstep delivery to those stuck at home as soon as we can. 

Moreover, an online edition will be available, free to all at the point of use, from Wednesday 1st of April 2020.

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Here's what's in it!

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"Required breakfast reading is the latest issue of Hampstead’s revered satirical rag, the Hampstead Village Voice..."  – The New York Times (26/09/2013). 


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Below is the updated online version of the story in the 2019 spring edition which became something of an 'historical document' before it even reached the shops – and this the day after our editor told Robert Elms on BBC London Radio: "we have an advantage over the Ham & High and Camden New Journal because we're quarterly and can take our time over getting story's right..." Well, happily, that backfired a bit and we saved the zebra crossing.


Where to buy the Hampstead Village Voice* 

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*Due to that beastly little virus, the spring edition of the Hampstead Village Voice is currently only available at Mag One (Hampstead) M&M, Heath NewsLondon minimarket (South End Green) and the Late Late Store (Belsize Village) priced £2. We hope to get The Hampstead Village Voice back to over 80 outlets throughout Hampstead, Belsize Park, West Hampstead, South Hampstead, Swiss Cottage, Highgate, Primrose Hill, St. John's Wood, Golders Green, Kentish Town and Camden Town as soon as this bastard little virus pisses off.

Hurrah for newsagents and small shops... 

Mag One

Mag One, Rosslyn Hill, Hampstead.


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Edition 1.


Toodle-pip and Viva Hampstonia, land of the not so free! 

Emmanuel 'Mustafa' Goldstein. 

Editor and sworn adversary of Big Brother (Both Orwellian and televisual).


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